I was thinking a great business idea for the upcoming tax season would be a combination bar and H&R Block. I'm certain there are lots of people who would enjoy having a few drinks while waiting for their taxes to get done. And it'd be an opportunity to create all these painfully unfunny tax-themed cocktails, the "brain cell exemption", etc. Of course you'd also have to always use preposterous tax jargon that would be so far from funny, it might actually loop back around to really being funny. As the boss, I would just be waiting for the day I could say to one of my employees: "Better grab a mop - Someone filed a schedule V in the men's room."